🤓 Hello

Thanks for stopping by.

I’m Annie. 

Besides writing overly personal essays and making blanket statements which I’ll later regret, I like to play and read and create and adventure and learn and lose myself in metaphors. I love dancing, hiking, getting lost, and trying to go on longer runs without dying. I’m also a single mom with a small herd of teenagers.

I am a big fan of belly laughs.

It took me 17 1/2 minutes to erase the background of that photo 👉.

Sometimes people pay me to write things for them. That’s nice.

I publish a sweary newsletter as well.

I don’t publish guest posts here. Not ever. Really. Never. And here are some other things I don’t ever do.

I’d love to say hi, get your book recs, have a (virtual) conversation. Email is good: am AT annie mueller DOT com