What’s on tap

A poem created from the subtitles of those newsletters.

Please enjoy. Or don’t. Honestly, I’ll never know.

This one goes out to the ones we love,
you unlucky bastards

You thought you were done with me
and my neighbor
a horrible no-good very bad atheist person
discerning subtle patterns
about conflagration.

Why is entropy so boring?
I don't really know but I like it

This book is a list of things you might like,
you unlucky bastards

Some arguments are allowed
but ultimately
terminology is meaningless. Something
will be learned.
Probably you.

Does it spark joy or indigestion?
I don't really know but I like it

That was fun.