No I Will Not

Write press releases.

No.

Handle public relations.

No.

Get posts published for you on major! blogs! and! websites!

No.

Do your social media stuff.

No.

Write on spec.

No.

Take little/no pay because you’re letting me get in on the ground floor.

No.

Hassle with you over my rates.

No.

Send you a free writing sample to prove I’m qualified.

No.

Rewrite the stuff you wrote that just needs a little polishing, honest, for half my normal rate.

No.

Promote the posts I write for you.

No.

Well, kind of. I share stuff I write on my social media and sometimes in my newsletter and sometimes in a blog post but not always. What I mean is, if you’re wanting a blogger who will do the writing and formatting and editing and also all the promotional work that is marketing which is NOT the same as writing, then No.


That felt really cathartic. I need to write these more often.